Intimacy: Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere....

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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fordneagles 34

Sunday 4 September 2016 15:04

Clearly this is the closest your moustache has been to her pubes in a while, if this bothers you.

ifuckuprandomly 28

Sunday 4 September 2016 15:03

Well they're both areas of hair above a set of lips...

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fukthatguy 2

Monday 5 September 2016 4:53

you should be down there often quit being a pussy bud

fourscore 10

Monday 5 September 2016 5:24

To everyone saying it's okay because they're married,imagine it was the other way around. "Today, I was planning to shave my legs and armpits,Etc. When I found my razor it was covered in tiny curl hairs. My husband used it to shave his pubes". It's gross, no matter what.

acerredrum 23

Monday 5 September 2016 10:08

Nope, still isn't gross.

vlnchik 6

Monday 5 September 2016 6:24

I don't see what the concern is... With all the shit that's in food and the pollutants in the air, her pubes stay at a level of cleanliness your dainty little mustache wishes it could be at.

Platinum69 8

Monday 5 September 2016 9:35

Loose the **** stache and shave the pubes. Welcome to 2016!

FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 5 September 2016 15:05

If your mustache has never been near her pubes, then I think you're doing it wrong.

bmannyc 3

Monday 5 September 2016 15:48

Ummm so your go down there anyway

dragoongirl90 34

Tuesday 6 September 2016 1:13

It's called soap and water. And why the **** do you care? Go give your wife some head.

Sunkkissed 8

Tuesday 6 September 2016 2:32

Moustaches and beards are like pubic hair anyway!

sibeso 17

Tuesday 6 September 2016 4:34

There should be a "I don't understand the problem"-button on some fml posts. Cause I don't understand the problem. I presume your mustache has been in the vicinity of her pubes before? And even if not; rinse it with some soap and water and it's good as new. Nothing to freak out about.