Intimacy: Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found... - FML

By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By Panda_bruh96 - 13/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By AloneAgainNaturally - 09/09/2016 21:03 - United States - Charlottesville

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Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 05:34 - United States - Escondido

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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Confidential

By penguins - 13/11/2010 00:30 - United States

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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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By MisterSeth - 17/06/2009 01:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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By Liz - 27/09/2010 19:30 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

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By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

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Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

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Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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zachjack 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:31

SEX IS GREAT!

papernapkin 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 3:27

130: You're a jerk. Women have a right to their own damn bodies. If he's creepily taking pictures when she's asleep or something, that is a crazily ridiculous invasion of her privacy. Don't normalize mistreatment of women. Also: Rot in hell. To the people saying "at least it was of you", I refer you to the idea that women have a right to their bodies. If a **** star or someone wants to be giving out naked pictures, that is her right to do so. If you do NOT give consent, IT IS NOT OKAY. I would rather find **** on my boyfriend's phone than something so creepy and objectifying.

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absolutecrap 0

Friday 30 July 2010 5:25

at least it was you in the naked pic and not another girl.

Donandino 0

Friday 30 July 2010 5:26

so what? at least it wasn't a naked picture of someone else

Ketchup_Castle 30

Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:22

That's very true.

wafflez4ever 0

Friday 30 July 2010 5:29

why the HELL were u looking thru his phone? have you ever heard of this new thing called PRIVACY??!! he was probably just horny or whatever, and it's kinda ur fault for waltzing around naked, bitch.

immazombeastxD 0

Friday 30 July 2010 5:45

google, mystery solved

jojoboo1 0

Friday 30 July 2010 5:54

lol...owned

fiery_ginger 0

Friday 30 July 2010 6:03

Ydi for having a rapist for a bf

imright24 0

Friday 30 July 2010 13:52

Do you even know what a rapist is?

staaaacyy 0

Friday 30 July 2010 6:23

creepy

psuboy 0

Friday 30 July 2010 6:31

I was thinking that the boyfirend got the picture from someone else who she sent a picture to.

kitkatkool14 8

Friday 30 July 2010 6:32

u don't even have any business in ur bf's fone fyi

Erh96 0

Friday 30 July 2010 6:35

Well she might have been naked in front of him, and he could sneak one. FYL.

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