By Jason199615 - 17/04/2012 18:11 - United States - Marshfield

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Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 395
You deserved it 2 725

Same thing different taste

Top comments

step 1. always be sure to clear browsing history.

Well leave the history page up and search "how to kill and hide your wife's body without being caught". That'll teach her.

Comments

How bout you leaving the browser open with the mans guide for having an affair without getting caught when she confronts you laugh and tell her what really happend

akdakine81 2

And you posted on fmylife. Looser! Get a lawyer get divorced and start dating women younger than you're soon to be ex wife!

Is that something you really have to look up I the Internet to know how to do? If she is that dumb she has no business trying to have an affair.

darkhungsolo 2

since she wanna have a affair but don't confront her u just use what she found in the search to do the same oh and make a documentry of what she is doing like a video log everytime u walk the just for future court reasons remember u need proof

marisadc79 0

Wow how hard is it to clear the browsing history lol. Seriously though that's unacceptable, without trust you have nothing. If she's searching it she's planning it. My advice, ditch the b***h. FYL. Sorry man.

wlddog 14

I've done google searches on things I have no intention of doing, it could be harmless, and it's certainly not the smoking gun, but if you generally have good communication with each other you should be upfront about it.

xplainphrox 8

Either she was doing a serious search, or she was doing shlitz n giggles searches... In case it was for real, read the website's suggestions. And use them against her... Like.. Idk ... I have no suggestions here... Another suggestion... Work harder at the marriage. Give her reasons to NOT wanna cheat. She *might* be unhappy. The 7 year itch therory doesn't seem a too far fetched option here... The 7 year itch thing caught me during my first relationship. I didn't cheat, but I didn't help the relationship either... An elderly friend of mine once told me "the 7 year itch is when the 'bitch' starts looking at another guy's green grass, and thinks its greener than hers, so she jumps the fence to have it... Only to have her not satisfied with the grass over there either..."