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By Jason199615 - 17/04/2012 18:11 - United States - Marshfield

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Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

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By damnit - 27/10/2008 09:08 - United States

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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By cheaters_should_die - 18/12/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

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By papersofdivorce - 31/01/2013 17:08 - Peru - Lima

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Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML

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By horribleevening - 31/01/2019 22:00 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 05:10 - United States - Novi

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By Teeny - 09/03/2010 21:13 - United States

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Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

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Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

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By Albert06 - 14/03/2011 21:26 - France

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Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

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By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

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Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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Top comments

be_you_tiful 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 22:49

step 1. always be sure to clear browsing history.

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 17 April 2012 22:51

Well leave the history page up and search "how to kill and hide your wife's body without being caught". That'll teach her.

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russfml 31

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:50

Either your wife is a moron or a brilliant person trying to tell you something. Either way lose that unfaithful bitch.

Teabubbles 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:52

Noor

chickenflem 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:00

Maybe she thought u were cheating and wanted to see if ur behavior fits what the site told her

FunSized88 10

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:03

Wowzers!!! Cheater maybe???

Yourheadache 19

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:12

Feeling lucky????

groupleader 7

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:12

I hope she at least deleted my email address...

elodymayweeble 7

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:27

Sweet sweet irony

crazyskillz122 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:27

Clear ur history all the time

lpncubby 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:29

Well.... That's what you get for searching... You must have not trusted her or suspected something in the first place to be "going thru" the history.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 18 April 2012 3:59

You do realize that the history feature is mainly used for looking at websites you visited, right? Maybe OP was searching for something and...*gasp*... stumbled onto that Google search page. Shocking, isn't it.

1zacster 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:41

Google Chrome **** mode- Ctrl+Shift+N

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