By fml - 12/08/2011 06:14 - Canada

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Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML
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silly_kitten 9

That's when you say "Less humpin' more dumpin'."

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lulzmylife 4

Why the hell haven't you dumped him yet? If you want a man that likes you for something other than sex, you'll have to get rid of this one first.

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The__Redneck 7

You deserve it. You didn't the first time it happened--but then you put up with it, and every time since then engenders no sympathy at all.

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Nuahavizu 17

You know, i know a ton of really nice guys that wouldnt say anything dickish like that to you. but alas, if they are nice, you females wouldn't give them a second glance. YDI for dating a douchebag and expect him to be anything but a sex craved egomaniac.

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badactor009 0

He does not love you. He loves the humping. If he can't use you or some other bimbo, he would just wack off and go back to his xbox. Got it?

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Milky54321 0

Did u ever consider hes shy i mean i used to find it wierd when my gf said she loved me and when i said it back it was quite (i do love her) talk to him about what he actually wants if its just sex dump him

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twilgirl 1

What an ass dump him

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rockmehard 4

Dump him. He must not love you that much, if at all, if he says that every single time and can't tell you that he loves you. Ugh, men like that disgust me.

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UhLeeUh 6

well you must not mind it then sense your still with him "every single time" :p

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Mz_Kane 0

If that's happens every time, maybe you should leave him cuz he's only in it for the sex! Just a wild thought! *sarcastically*

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