By fml - 12/08/2011 06:14 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

silly_kitten 9

That's when you say "Less humpin' more dumpin'."

Comments

tecktonik123 0

don't be so mad at least you can get it in? am i right? xD some girls can't even get it in so don't think so negative about it. maybe less talking and spice things up?(:

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Maybe you should take the hint that he just wants sex.

This happens every time and you're still with him? He obviously doesn't care about you, dump him.

sweetheartxoxo88 7

And you're still with him because...?

Time for you to get a new guy. If all he wants is sex than YDI for staying with him.

dump him, dump him NOW. jesus, I don't get girls that go out with total tools and then expect our sympathy when they act like the douchebags they are, want to buy stronger option than You deserve it.

who says he is a douche bag. Who says that they have been intimate only for a few months and that her saying that is way too early. He is probably freaking out at the fact that she said it even. Everyone always goes boo hoo he doesn't say he loves me. Maybe he is a smart guy and doesn't want to say it until he means it. To many people throw words around like boyfriend after only being together a day and i love you after only being together a week to assume there should actually be a connection more than physical at all points is stupid.

Nuahavizu 17

well, if he is smart... and waiting to say it till he means it, he should reply in a 'non douchebaggy' way. the bottom line is, he is being a dick. which, coincidentally, is exactly why she is attracted to him. if he wasnt an ass, she wouldnt be with him.

hImAnAm3iZsUzi3 0

If u like it do it if u don't ditch his fuken azz! :D (((((: fat smile!

Gil2112 0

Honey, who you're "doing" there.... is a douche.

droplets 0

Less humpin', more dumpin' (his ass).