By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
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jackwilliams 9

I love it when stereotypical gender roles get reversed

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Comments

_kyleG_ 34

Weeeell, at least she's comfortable with you

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milehigh52 22

This could be a good or bad thing depending on how long you two have been together.

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ehllychan 10

If you have been together long enough to be in the same bed, you've been together long enough to smell their farts.

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Steffi 26

Girls don't, OP's "girlfriend" is secretly a boy.

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Mightytall 35

It's a ruse... They hold the farts in so they don't fart in public, but man are they ripe if they ever let them out....

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mike762414 6

Max, you're a lying asshole

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False_Stupidity 41

That's an open declaration of war if ever there was one. Commence operation flatulence! Fire up the dutch ovens and launch all SBD's!

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HardRock_fml 6

awww, she knows you love her for her beauty but she wants to make sure you love what's inside, too.

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AshleeDanielle_ 11

That's love.

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