Miscellaneous: Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:43 - Isle of Man

Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML

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Lesson learned

By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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Hurry up

By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

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By SomeoneElse - 14/07/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

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By Tom - 07/11/2008 12:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 17:04 - United States

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

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By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

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By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

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claiiire_fml 17

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:20

SOMEONE is lonely.

krushr 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:31

Well, at least you didn't keep the person waiting.

Comments

ALERI0N 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:43

no let's hope it's not a shecter.. gibsons are overated.

somerandomdude69 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:52

amen brother I am thrashing a black and gold tempest custom at the moment if my '96 strat (Mex, custom pickups) is my baby my schecter is my crazy ex girlfriend... what bout u?

vocaloidtiger 12

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:23

It doesn't matter if Gibsons are overrated, they're REALLY damn expensive, and that's why it matters. Smh at people's ignorance sometimes...

tacobird123 7

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:46

I don't blame him, it could've been an important call, either way, he didn't intend to smash and drop anything. We all make mistakes (overused I know..) FYL.

CrAzY_MaN100 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:50

Desperate much?

perdix 29

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:55

You're that desperate for female attention that you'd destroy all your valuables to talk to one? Maybe if you got off the Isle of Man and went to Isla Mujeres, you could CTFD.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:59

OP, you shouldn't have laptop so quickly, just be glass you didn't hurt yourself. Next time slow down and don't be so high strung. You will find it easier to guitar your phone on time if it's a chord-less phone.

vocaloidtiger 12

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:26

Well played.

88sforlife 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 3:00

Well At Leaast Yu Didn't Keep The Person Waaiting

vocaloidtiger 12

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:30

Omg Whyy Arr Yuu Talking likee Thiiss? No, seriously. Capitalizing every single word, leaving letters out of words, and putting extra letters in the words doesn't make you look cool. It dowsnt even make your typing look 'better.' Wanna know what it does? It makes you look like a ****** idiot. Smh.