By Abyssal - 04/04/2011 18:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
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andres19 0

that's why you wear protection

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Josielove06 0

you can absolutely make love from behind

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arbashino 0

This wouldn't have stopped Chuck Norris from having an ******.

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kiefenator 0

chuck doesn't ****** because no woman could ever satisfy his enormous ****

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Bekll 31

This would mean he can't bring himself to an ****** either. It's like the question of could god make a rock so heavy even he couldn't lift it?

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kiefenator 0

is it safe to say U HAVE BEEN COCKBLOCKED?

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Haha, that's funny. Did you do a round 2?

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a_traveler 5

Dude, that sounds pretty sucky. I have to agree with #4, helmets should be your new best friends.

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CanadianSharksFa 0

Uncoordinated sex kills...

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Dback16 0

hahahaha wow fail but that's pretty funny

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GeneralMotors 23

that's neat. at least you both had the same experience.

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jeffav51 0

yeah a helmet to put on his head lol

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