Health: Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple...

By Username - 08/10/2010 10:53 - France

Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

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By Khail Lozano - 02/04/2022 00:00

Today, I was making my bed and had an armload of pillows. One slipped and I tried to catch it between my arm and leg. I missed, sending my fist into my nuts. FML

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By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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By Jeff - 02/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

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By ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By Grant Williams - 07/05/2019 17:37

Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By IHaveTwoOwies - 06/10/2017 13:00

Today, I pinched a nerve in my shoulder while pulling the bedcovers higher in the morning. After excruciating pain all day, I climbed back into bed at night, twisting my knee in the process. FML

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Action_Bastard 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:12

Oh man...pancaking a nut is the worst.

MetalFish 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:18

dude..... you gotta be careful with those! they aren't like teeth you know, they don't grow back! you only get one set of nuts!

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Aareez 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:20

....y is it always the left nut..? poor guy

defferwa 9

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:58

ow, not good ol' lefty!

gijoe33w 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 9:18

you fail at life!

TEG8OY 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 9:22

im guessing you dont have one of those wifeys.. if you do then ydi for making your bed

ObtrusiveDave_fml 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 9:38

You mean, what used to be your left nut.

ggg12ccc 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 13:09

I want to ask...

iRichiq 3

Sunday 10 October 2010 0:04

darn, reading hurts

that_guy_ollie 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:11

i swear down the left nut is the one that allways gets hurt ...

LexSwift 17

Sunday 10 October 2010 8:14

Omg. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Dragons_corner 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 11:38

I say that stuff since I do more stuff with my right. plus I think it has something to do with the fact most guys left nut hangs farther down then the right one. if you don't believe this please go read up since I did not know this till a year ago lol.