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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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Thanks for your input

By BFfail - 15/08/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML

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Keep your distance

By Gale - 14/03/2025 03:00 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML

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By billjoebob424 - 10/03/2016 00:01 - Canada

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

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By anonymous dude - 07/03/2025 15:00 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

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Knight

By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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By Username - 30/04/2011 08:51 - United Kingdom

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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xSphinx 18

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:11

That's both an FML and a WTF

Cass_x 22

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:10

How does she know what her brother kisses like? D:

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Douglas95 6

Wednesday 4 February 2015 15:32

Maybe she means like when they were little kissin goodnight or something like that.?

doumtabarnack 12

Wednesday 4 February 2015 15:51

Just Wyoming things...

dog45us 4

Wednesday 4 February 2015 16:03

That's Wyoming for Ya

YawMoney 14

Wednesday 4 February 2015 16:16

Maybe she meant you kiss like you are holding back or afraid it's wrong. Hell; run!

little_marty69 14

Wednesday 4 February 2015 16:18

Well.. is that a good thing

jwrin373 7

Wednesday 4 February 2015 16:23

If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family!

cappellaaa 23

Wednesday 4 February 2015 16:43

what the actually ****? ew

NPN_Scorpio 16

Wednesday 4 February 2015 16:55

Be prepared for a similar compliment in the sack.

davincidasecond 24

Wednesday 4 February 2015 19:22

That would be so wrong...

swaftmasterj627 12

Wednesday 4 February 2015 16:58

And you kept kissing her?

darthgagemo 10

Wednesday 4 February 2015 17:15

Incest a game the whole family can play!

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