Love: Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time....

By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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Thanks for your input

By BFfail - 15/08/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML

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By billjoebob424 - 10/03/2016 00:01 - Canada

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

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Knight

By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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By Username - 30/04/2011 08:51 - United Kingdom

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Fresh mints

By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML

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By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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xSphinx 18

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:11

That's both an FML and a WTF

Cass_x 22

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:10

How does she know what her brother kisses like? D:

Comments

marcmaralou 15

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:16

reminds me of We're The Millers

Jasim 17

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:19

Well, if you incist.

fsomelife 26

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:48

You look freakishly like Ragnar Lothbrok on the small version of your profile pic.

Jasim 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 8:00

Wish I had his body, though.

Grenith 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 20:52

Great pun I admire your dad skills!

brieee 23

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:26

That's not awkward at all..

toxxickittyy 19

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:27

My husband used to know a couple that was like that. And by couple I mean brother and sister. Runnnnn.

lolnothanks 18

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:33

Damn! OP POST AN UPDATE!

Scorpio1691 29

Wednesday 4 February 2015 16:24

I'm not sure i want one. Its just too WTF.

Wolfparable 22

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:41

I feel like there should be no more kissing of her and really maybe consider severing all contact

fsomelife 26

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:46

Should've said, "so do you."

swanheart 35

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:58

Beat me to the joke! :)

ElizaWy 25

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:57

I have this sneaking suspicion that she just has an f-ed up sense of humor and is going to laugh hysterically about this to herself later. The look on your face must have been priceless.