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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

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By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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Monday 8 November 2010 22:55

You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.

machiko_fml 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:45

Kudos to him.

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sinnedrebel 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:25

brings new meaning sexting

medfly 2

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:27

dunno what is it, but sometimes it's hard to resist laughing in such situations. one time I was like waiting for the bus and two people started fighting in the street and even that...

LMeltdown 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:37

Proves love hurts!

zackkmann21 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:52

hahahaha that's nice

YaFYL 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:00

what a douche for answering a text while making out.

Perplex_fml 2

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:14

that's great a text message is more important than you. short term relationship?

FYLx2 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:16

OP's Bf must play Mw2 alot to have aim such as that. -_- Snipers.

evilcartman 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:19

ahhh to be 13 again

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:29

awwww!!! that's so mean!!!! u should dump his ass (or at least make him suffer) oh, I. know! you should have slaped him!!!!

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:33

see Doc's rule #3

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 9 November 2010 4:07

OP, your boyfriend fails at multitasking. He should have been able to flip out his phone and read the text with the phone behind your back, while using the other hand to unsnap your bra and panties, and putting on his condom.