Love: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell...

By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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You deserved it 41 034

The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 37 809

By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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DINOSAURS!!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:04

so I am guessing he didn't go south of the border after that.

HoesInaBox 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:01

how did you not feel it coming? >.< FHL

Comments

quickdog93 4

Sunday 24 January 2010 4:09

and that's why you don't eat taco bell...

Compass 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:05

Puke in mouth = puke in hair how?

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:32

This happened to me today.. I'm not even kidding.. Except i'm not French..

breyahna12397 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:45

CapnBlackadder 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:50

ewwwwwwww that is so gross!!

Sekococo 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:53

@34 taco bell is "shit" :D OP its FHL not yours , i think the receiving end had it worst then the giver. :D

SumKid_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:19

YDI for eating at Taco Bell. Im not even sure Taco Bell is Mexican.

eradonnes 0

Friday 8 April 2011 9:09

americanized mexican food

brunette4life 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:26

that sucks. lol my friena she's dearly afraid of throw up i'm glad she wasn't there

Edenbeam 19

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:27

More like F HIS life.

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:58

You were making out right? How much went into his mouth? FHisLife.

NewJoisey 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:47

fml woulda been so much better if it said, Today, I was making out with my boyfriend after a quick bite at Taco Bell. As things were getting hot, my burrito supreme decided it wanted some action too, as I threw up. In my boyfriend's mouth. He then stormed out and won't answer or return my calls. FML