By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
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davidhasmorefun 0

so I am guessing he didn't go south of the border after that.

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HoesInaBox 0

how did you not feel it coming? >.< FHL

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_nobodyspecial 0

Are there actually Taco Bells in France?

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RachelTM 0

The OP is probably not from France, since when no location can be tracked, it automatically becomes the sites' location, which is France.

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Sirin_fml 46

Anteezy makes a detailed and thoroughly reasoned argument, Rachel. Clearly I must flog you for your lying ways.

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BritishHobo 0

I love the FML staff. ...that sounded like a really fake advertisment.

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Sirin_fml 46

Yeah, it almost sounded like we paid you to say that. Which is patent nonsense, OBVIOUSLY... »_» *hands Hobo $500* «_«

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RachelTM 0

Well since I was the moderator, I can tell you no location was given.

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Maverick5762 0

More like: "Today, my girlfriend threw up in my hair. FML"

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elijahisme 0

wow, that's nasty.,.

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Turbolag25 7

Hope round three doesn't start otherwise ur f***ed

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cuteness69 0

How's it possible to hit somones head when you are making out ! When I first stared to read I though it was going to say mouth and I was like eww ! But at the end I was kinda confused ! (:

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missme101 0

because u back ur head up and throw up in him? r u a effin idiot

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murphythadog 0

a girl puked Mexican food on me when she was going down on me, only thing I could find was a footlocker bag and put it over her head. she mumbled something about not being able to breathe. I said good it's working. I think her name was angel.

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alliemay 0

How do you not feel like you're going to throw up before it happens? There are always signs (watering mouth, etc.). And if you felt that sick, why didn't you stop making out anyway?

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