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By fme - 08/12/2010 14:34 - United States

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By KS - 17/02/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

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You're weird, dude

By Grossed out - 21/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 21:13 - United States

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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Snap!

By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:54

Creepy.

amerwin 3

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:58

She may be quadriplegic. Or, they may be siblings with benefits.

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:57

Yes, AssDan, but I don't linger. :-P

Johdy 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:59

hmmm... slowly walk away op... slowlyyy

BadKitty13 28

Wednesday 8 December 2010 20:00

Sorry Folks..... sounds like .....WINCEST to Me !!!

brootalxkeni 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 20:07

ewwwwwwwww O.O

gelica87 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 20:11

weirdo...

docscientist 9

Wednesday 8 December 2010 20:42

Good god, wincest is so overused.

boopityboppity 11

Thursday 9 December 2010 2:36

Once is overusing it.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 8 December 2010 20:44

Don't write a paragraph in multiple tenses, it's confusing..

marinaim 17

Wednesday 8 December 2010 20:51

Or he could do it through her clothes, as a prank... makes waaaaay more sense!

winstonk 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 20:52

wwhhaatt !!!!!!!!!!

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 8 December 2010 21:04

Wtf is up with the "wincest" comments!? How is that even considered a 'win?'

Seddah 3

Thursday 9 December 2010 1:40

Know your meme! Also, haven't you ever seen any hentai? "Incest is best" is their mantra.

Roflsauruz 12

Sunday 3 June 2012 1:37

But but but... It's been said like, 74321114553560000000 TIIIMESSSS in this FML alone! D: ....Meme or not, repetition is horribly annoying.

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