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Same thing different taste
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He who smelled it…
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"Seated directly in front of him during his presentation on the budget crisis" How?? Not totally calling fake, but wouldn't he have been on stage/at a podium, so how do you sit in front of him in a way that he could actually point at you realistically??
Um, like this: mayor at podium giving presentation: *farts* OP sitting in FRONT ROW of audience, middle seat: *thinking* ew, thats gross mayor: *points directly in front of him at OP* it was him!
don't worry bb they probably all knew it was him
38th
Seattle...And did he call the cops on you because you bought a car from a Jewelry store Robber, and the cops took your engagement ring as evidence when they arrested you? Today the Pacific NW Smells like Bullshit.
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OP should post what city, haha
Politicians lol