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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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You deserved it 5 235

A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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You deserved it 4 041

By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 7 084

By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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You deserved it 1 425

By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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You deserved it 2 512

Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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You deserved it 350

By ambermcnulty - 05/01/2010 02:27 - France

Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML

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You deserved it 6 087

Manchild

By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 05:00

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years thought it would be funny to squat above my head completely naked while I was sleeping. When I woke up, his asshole and ball sack was in my face. FML

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You deserved it 300

sallen0046 4

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:17

So what? Every intimate encounter of your life will not be romantic. If you can't learn to appreciate the playful times, you're going to have serious difficulty hanging on to a boyfriend.

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:20

You should do the same thing with his balls, OP.

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conor19 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 15:51

lmfaoroflomfg XD funny shit right there

EvilDave 13

Thursday 23 December 2010 15:57

He is your boyfriend. You chose him. YDI.

greatballsoffire 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:18

have smaller boobs next time rofl

RonnieBurgundy 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:27

A man that knows how to do things right, I approve.

loser14 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:32

#63,your dumb.how would you know who said that to you is even a girl. u no what im tired of? guys whining about girls whining on the internet.your just as bad trying to ratify perverted humor,even though in this case it really shouldnt be an FML and its not that bad.unless shes super super sensitive.

macskapingvin 0

Friday 24 December 2010 0:29

You know what I'm tired of? EVERYONE.

johnnie254 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:40

haha that's new! FYL

CaptainPat 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:40

I hate these fmls that are all like" my boy friend tried to make me laugh, my life is horrible!" either dump him or be happy he at least tries to have a sense of humor and move on.