Animals: Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds....

By pinkjade - 25/10/2011 07:17 - Canada

Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 22:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By alikat - 26/04/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML

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Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:57

Mr. Jingles wanted you to take him to Mouseville

smirnoff1695 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:59

Awh nap buddies:)

Comments

ganjaone 2

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:13

U sure it wasn't ur wife?

fthislyfe 22

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:04

12: How do you know OP is a guy?

margie2194 12

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:14

56: Op might be a lesbian...

number0 8

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:44

How do you know OP is married? How do you know he/she isn't 14 years old?

taintedblue 3

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:14

Even mice like a good cuddle every now and then.

Honestly_Lainey 21

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:14

He was giving you his death glare because you were using his pillow. Duh

bones_17 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:19

The poor little guy just looking for a new room mate :) On a side not if you found one mouse there's a family growing somewhere in your house of about 6. Best you getting a cat. Meow

iFizzgig 11

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:30

Then you and him became best friends and started a string cheese factory right?

azidhsu 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:23

OMG MouseHunt ! I'm glad I wasn't the only person who watched that movie. None of my friends watch it.

Canyousee 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:31

Could have been worse, you could have woken up with a smothered mouse dead under your head. But I'm sure he would have bitten you if you had smushed him and that would be worse.

iFizzgig 11

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:01

I've done this, he didn't move no more

Canyousee 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:34

Could have been worse, you could have woken up with a smothered mouse dead under your head. But I'm sure he would have bitten you if you had smushed him and that would be worse.