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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

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You deserved it 8 694

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By ow - 04/09/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

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You deserved it 8 937

By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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You deserved it 37 010

Played a blinder

By hereforfmls - 26/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Jasper

Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 599

You deserved it 425

By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 984

You deserved it 6 583

Free glasses for all

By Kat - 12/02/2022 12:01 - New Zealand - Gisborne

Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML

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You deserved it 404

Fancy a pint?

By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

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You deserved it 315

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML

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You deserved it 157

By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 15:20 - United States

Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 816

You deserved it 1 934

By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

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You deserved it 3 838

Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 332

You deserved it 725

Vintage_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:19

ROFL double penetration

24788 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:09

Lol, I wonder the odds of that happening.

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MrZach 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:56

#7. shut up.

skiz_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 13:03

Ow...Occular Penetration

tatertot8284 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 13:12

Lol idiot.

Mnemic 5

Sunday 17 May 2009 13:30

I agree with #6. I wouldn't ride my bike without some glasses on. And then sometimes even the bastards know a way to find my eyes! >:(

WorkSexMonkey 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 13:42

I only put "You deserved that" because I always bike with Sunglasses or Goggles just for that reason.

RNorthlandLGB 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 14:10

I nearly posted this about 2 weeks ago :)

pancakelover 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 14:39

Lol... I was trying to come up with a comment but I am speechless, that is too funny! Unless you lost your balance and fell off your bike onto a busy street... then it's not so funny anymore :(