Love: Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting...

By r4inb0wbrit3 - 13/07/2012 07:37 - United States - Townsend

Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML

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Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By Starchyld - 11/11/2009 12:21 - Canada

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

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Clean break

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 11:02

Today, I'd taken this girl I'd recently met through Facebook dating to my family cabin. Apparently, her hygiene wasn't that great, because she didn't shower all weekend. The entire 4-hour ride back to her house was miserable, as every time she opened up her legs it smelled like a dead rat. I'm still mortified. FML

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Hey… you

By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

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Never again

By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML

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Cool moves

By Juanna - 13/01/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML

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Friday 13 July 2012 16:12

Yeah, you shouldn't have said that in the first place anyways. Even if it wasn't his mother. Remember that hobo story?

SpoonsAndPickles 5

Friday 13 July 2012 16:27

I'm wondering why they didn't greet each other

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freddiefiesta 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 13:33

:( il look after u xx

andieraimundo 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:17

you probably shouldnt have been such a bitch

loungecat 1

Wednesday 18 July 2012 2:16

I'm sorry, but I would say I am quite moral and nonjudgmental, but I am still human. I doubt anyone here is above being grossed out by an unkept person. I personally take pride in my appearance and I know that not everyone can, but it's still hard to be around people who do not bathe.

blue2012 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 4:27

Wow u must have been a true bully bk in school. Shame on u!

zombiekitten87 12

Thursday 19 July 2012 7:49

Oh I'm so sure.

noisebox 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:58

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree you know....

Flowsidon 6

Friday 20 July 2012 4:13

Well that's the end of that relationship...better start fresh with eharmony (;

MeLikesDigBicks 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 15:29

You shouldn't be pointing that out in the first place.

someguy314159265 15

Saturday 28 July 2012 6:55

I can say the same thing in the comments that you said about your date. Don't ever say such things out loud about random people passing by, even if you are absolutely sure that it is not the boyfriend's mother or something like that. Keep such thoughts to yourself.