Love: Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy....

By boohoo - 04/06/2012 12:45 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

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By lextoast - 26/07/2015 18:15 - Rwanda

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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Nice guy

By fiercehawk - 18/02/2014 05:45 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML

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_ebbonyy 11

Monday 4 June 2012 18:55

Awkward.. but if the 'intelligent and handome' guy doesn't have a good enough sense of humour to not hold it against you, then you're probably better off without him :-)

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 4 June 2012 18:55

I would probably do that too, honestly. He probably thought it was cute! If not...AVADA KEDAVRA!

Comments

kenzzie9999999 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 7:11

It's fine some twins don't look alike they where just born at the same time. Don't worry about it.

radrory 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 7:30

I'm a twin with a sister and sometimes I get asked that and I want to break a vase over their head.

bethanyjk 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 7:54

its possibleeee. :p

Fortitudine 3

Tuesday 5 June 2012 7:55

Male and female twins will never be identical, they will always be fraternal, unless one of them had a sex change. A definite FML for you

ChickInGreenVans 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:20

Thanks for the Genetics and DNA breakdown guys!!

ChickInGreenVans 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:21

Gremlins!!

ChickInGreenVans 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:23

TheArchAngel 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:31

That's because it is...

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:46

All twins aren't identical :) it's ok :)

freddword 2

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:46

They could be fraternal you idiot that's a legit question

Timmeeh 17

Tuesday 5 June 2012 10:55

That's exactly the point. You know that fraternal (dizygotic) twins are, by definition non-identical? Dizygotic twins occur when two eggs are fertilised by two sperm; you can think of them as two siblings born independently in terms of their looks, that they simultaneously shared a uterus is in most respects irrelevant. Monozygotic twins, on the other hand, are formed from a single fertilised egg when the zygote divides prior to implanting in the uterine wall, resulting in two embryos with identical genetic information. The twins in this FML *have* to be dizygotic because they're of different genders, thus you can infer they have a different combination of x/y chromosomes and as such cannot be monozygotic.