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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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By f*ck - 02/05/2012 16:22 - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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emt430 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:22

Dude I've tripped and squashed her boob. It's all good you can at the least apologize and hug her

flute88 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 8:00

My boyfriend's done that to me a bunch of times. But then, my boyfriend only has one eye and no depth perception....

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linkinpark98 23

Monday 20 February 2012 14:52

Someone's not getting laid...

anniv123 0

Friday 4 May 2012 6:56

That's happened to me but I was standing really close to a wall so he elbowed me in the face and I threw my head back, hit the wall and got a concussion...

TheCamoWulf 17

Friday 25 May 2012 15:30

That's happened to me! (I got elbowed in the face by my boyfriend) D:

trudybable 2

Monday 2 July 2012 0:16

hahaha! my bf always does stuff like that :P but FYL not a good first impression

iluffmcrandbvb 1

Thursday 29 November 2012 1:27

Am I the only one who remembers Danisnotonfire making a YouTube video about this?

martinez121797 15

Wednesday 6 March 2013 1:13

How is that even possible

Vladash 14

Saturday 12 October 2013 15:22

OUCH XD

Suaria 38

Saturday 24 May 2014 23:10

I elbow/punch my boyfriend a lot. Usually he's just ow that hurts and then I baby him. So it generally turns out well.

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