By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
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zargon 1

I thought it was common wisdom by now: Don't say negative unless you're willing to accept the possibility that whatever you say applies to the person you're talking to.

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Arkluq 2

ALWAYS ASK WHO'S CAR IS IT! God. YDI for being a ******* tard and having a huge mouth.

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skyeyez9 24

my dad bought me a white chevette for my 16th birthday. it was in good condition, no dents, paint was nice, interior clean. It had no power steering and I got teased by some kids for driving it. Funny thing was the guys teasing me didn't even have a car or license even though they were old enough!

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O_HALEZ_NAW 0

I drove a pretty shitty car when I was 16, too. It worked well, but wasn't anything amazing to look at. I was still grateful for not having to take the bus though. I find it funny how the people making fun of ugly cars are sometimes the ones without a car. They're thinking "haha, what an ugly car" while i'm thinking "haha, at least i have a car"

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Alexweber929 14

My first was a 1990 ford f-250, its passenger side door couldnt open cayse the dent in the front fender wouldnt let it, the tailgate was gold, the hood was red and the rest was blue and white, it got 8 miles to the gallon through the 5.8 litre v8, it had a top speed of 90 but it could tow practically anything, or haul about 15-20 people around town, i bought it from a contractor so I has to cover up all of the phone numbers on the sides with walmart spray paint that was almost a match, I bought it with 300000 miles and drove it to 450000 before it blew up at 12500 feet in the mountains west of estes park colorado, but thats the only time it ever left me stranded and the bench seat in the front was wide enough that me, at 6'2 could almost lay out, her name was the taxi to my freands and I still miss that old truck

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errrratic 0

YDI for going on a date with a girl that owns a shitty car. YDI for pointing OUT her shitty car.

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UnivBrat72 0

dude dump the broke bitch WTF if she can't take care of her car, her cooch is probably a wrecked up mess too

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O_HALEZ_NAW 0

quality of a person's car =/= quality of their cooch

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Phinehas 0

Like you would know.

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bds0688 0

Why does everyone expect people here to double check what belongs to who before saying something? Everyone drives a piece of shit at some point. The ones that don't are the people who don't know what hard work or sacrifice are. Fact. If she couldn't chuckle at that or make a witty retort then good riddance for no second date. Only a frigid **** would be offended by that. My first three cars were ugly pieces of shit. Two of them ran flawlessly, reliably, and had working heat for the winter. I made jokes about them all the time. And OP isn't being a materialistic asshole for making a comment about a car. People thinking that are dumber than words can describe sufficiently.

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zargon 1

I never said that everyone needs to double check before saying anything. All I said is that, if you say something derogatory, be prepared for it to apply to your audience. Feel free to say what you want. ****, I do it all the time. Just know, like I do when I say this shit, if someone gets offended, it's a YDI, not a FML.

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bds0688 0

For making an off-hand comment about a random car? Or are you the type to believe he should always worry about if something will offend a new date. Especially something that ******* dumb. Idiot.

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Corrupt_Tears 0

Oh don't worry. If the girl is normal, she wouldn't been offended. She probably realizes it is a piece of junk.

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Phinehas 0

You're an idiot. Any reasonable person would be offended by this.

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Phinehas 0

YDI for being a vain, arrogant snob. A lot of people can't afford fancy new cars, unlike you they don't have wealthy parents who buy them everything they want. Anyway, the joke's on you. While you may not have noticed, Babylon is collapsing. The economy is in literal free-fall and the government will never be able to repay what it is borrowing. Its only a matter of time before the companies in your parents' portfolio go bankrupt and the government can't afford to pay the police or military. Once this happens honest people will drag you and your family out of your fancy house and brutally kill you. You deserve it for robbing us over your lifetime.

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painandpeace 0

Phinehas, bit of an overreaction there, maybe? He just had a case of word vomit. It's not like he knew it was her car before he said anything. Hence, the FML. He just needs to be careful with what he says.

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muffinsareyummy 1

sorry we all can't afford ford focuses like you, sweetie.

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