If I see you on my flight I am DEFINETLY not going in the bathroom. lol Mile High Club

But it's the Mile High Club's Solo Aviator division. :(

Only 15 hours? I could have sworn mine was closer to 20 when I went. I do know I ended up watching 6 movies throughout the flight.

Oh, you took it differently from me. I thought he meant they SHARED a sex life as teenagers. In which case, his hard-on would be ridiculed by them as they had wrinkly lesbian sex.

I don't think a couple would discuss their sex life from years past on a plane. Even if they were wrinkled, old lesbians, if they noticed that the guy next to them was popping a major boner from their Sapphic tales, that would probably disgust them enough to talk about something less titillating. Like flannel.

Nah, you know how old people are really crass and hard to freak out. e.g. The FML about the old guy hitting on the younger guy in Burger King. They'd probably start going into more detail.

To freak out old people (like me ;) ), you just have to be batshit crazy. Remember, to someone of your age, a colonoscopy seems like a horrifying, humiliating ordeal, to us it's a BFD! It's actually the day before that is quite unpleasant, and not because of things going INTO you. Trust me, if the guy sat there with an obvious tent pole, and moaned quietly at strategic spots in their stories, it would have sufficiently freaked them out no matter what age they were.

Haha, now that you put it THAT way, yeah. 1-I doubt you're that old. If you are, then your picture isn't very recent or you age well. 2-I've had two colonoscopies. I know all about that fun. I drank laxative Gatorade. Now I can't smell the stuff without gagging.

I know it's pretty unusual. To put it simply, I have some sort of problem causing me to bleed internally (and have for 6 years). My first colonoscopy, I was 11 or 12. They found nothing, so they did it again later. Still nothing. Luckily, I'm doing alright and have gotten better since.