Transportation: Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a...

By ihatelongflights - 21/08/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML

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By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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By Airplane crap - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Leavenworth

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By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Night time entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

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By Tireddddddd - 31/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

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Avoidance tactics

By busrides - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML

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Satisfaction

By thacupcakeassassin - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Shippensburg

Today, I woke up from the most satisfying dream I've ever experienced. Sex related? Nah. I just needed two hands to pull a massive booger from my left nostril. FML

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Unwarranted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

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Jake221 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:03

I feel sorry for you :(. Thats what Ipods are for. FYL.

flinkpamingo 0

Friday 21 August 2009 21:18

You should have listened to the older women. You might have learned something.

Comments

__cupcaaake 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:57

Was it really necessary to mention he was a fat Monk? Couldn't you just have said fat guy? YDI. Shoulda brought an iPod or something. Oh well ^_^x

inerdablanket 4

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:31

This is why ipods were invented.

shamille 5

Sunday 23 August 2009 6:14

oh cool. i've never seen a monk in real life...

foryoublue94 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 11:42

If only there were bridges on airplanes that you could jump from. Also, to those saying they'd just put on headphones... My ipod only has 4 hours of battery life, I don't know about anyone else's, but that usually tends to suit me pretty well anyways.

gmogos92 0

Monday 24 August 2009 7:10

how old is your iPod?? mines the 80gb classic its got about 12 hours music life

Brey1013 0

Monday 24 August 2009 15:39

Get an iPod.

raquelspeaking 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 20:52

...just ask the stewardess if you can switch seats, usually international airlines (I'm only assuming, as the flight is 17 hours) are full of empty seats...quit being a pansy, you paid for the seat...