Transportation: Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a...

By ihatelongflights - 21/08/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML

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Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

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Jake221 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:03

I feel sorry for you :(. Thats what Ipods are for. FYL.

flinkpamingo 0

Friday 21 August 2009 21:18

You should have listened to the older women. You might have learned something.

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uberkrissy 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 2:43

FAT MONK FTW

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 3:14

Hey Chris Tucker.

TheOldKid 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 3:58

I'm hoping someone posted this already, but how do you know you were flying next to a monk? Was he wearing the typical "Brown Robe" and "Rope" belt. Come on. Really!?! And where were you flying home from and to?

silvercola 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 5:37

sAme thing happened to me. but i was in a chinse resturaunt

atomick 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 6:41

Because, you know, everybody, when not talking about sex for seventeen hours straight, sleeps for seventeen hours straight. Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful to these lying douche bags.

Punchingbag 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:13

Oh my poor guy. XD

batchplease 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:42

my longest flight was about 23 hours! alberta to london london to dubai dubai to mauritius island

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 22 August 2009 20:34

Buddhist monks shave their heads and wear scarlet and gold. If the OP was flying to Southeast Asia-- Thailand for example-- it's quite likely the monk was traditionally dressed. Fransiscan friars still wear brown robes and rope-like belts. I know this because my cousin is one.

elizanena9 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:59

ugh!

lifeisabitch9 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 3:58

Today I was on a 17 hour flight...I went to sleep, so I didn't have to listen to these two old ladies to my right talking about their teenage sex lives. I don't know what's worse, waking up to hear one of the women describing her first ****** in detail, or seeing the kid to my left masturbating to the conversation.