By James4929 - 08/01/2010 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML
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onebadsummer 0

brats parents should have their child under control.

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CyclonePsycho 1

You know Twinklestar, I am glad you are privileged enough to be able to fly first-class anytime you want. But the rest of us simply can't chose the more expensive options. It's not up to everyone else to adjust themselves accordingly because children are roaming around the plane like little demons. YOU need to control YOUR kids. Is it too much to ask that school-aged kids not act like maniacs in tight crowded spaces? Just because we expect that kind of crap doesn't mean we should tolerate it. Sure she was just going to the bathroom. But why wasn't she walking? Babies and toddlers acting up is one thing, but that girl should have been taught better than to run down the aisle of a plane. Nine years old is old enough to know how to behave in public. She's not "little" by any standards.

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ziqi92 0

excuse me for sounding like a complete idiot, but what does it mean to get clothes-lined?

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firecopy 6

@111 go check on YouTube.by the way op it's the girls fault not yours. if I was in that situation I wouldn't apolgize also I would have told her to watch where your going or you might run out of the plane ( to scare her :)

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ichtudirweh 0

It's not like it's your fault, she shouldn't have been running down the aisle in the first place. Her parents should have had better control over her. There is no reason for a child to be RUNNING in an airplane.

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ggallegos13 2

Maybe try watching out where you are stretching... YDI for not learning how to stretch up.

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tacoman007 2

#117, it may not have been his fault, but some might consider you a douchebag if you won't even muster up a apology for laying out a 9 year old, no less saying her parents to learn to control her better. Sounds like a pretty good way to get laid out yourself.

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uneed2calmdown 0

I literally laughed out loud picturing this.

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Islander_fml 5

FML? More like a win!

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