Transportation: Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using...

By fatman - 14/12/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

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By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By ugly me - 24/10/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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Shush

By Nutty - 24/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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Monday 14 December 2009 23:35

Did they join the group 'I hate people who look over my shoulder and read my screen' afterward? CUZ THAT'S WHATCHA DID.

viqas12 0

Monday 14 December 2009 23:20

aeroplanes have wifi now????

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auds23 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:58

@100: where have u been? well, obviously not on facebook.

alex_clark 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 6:21

f your liffe. ??? F MY LIFE. I MISSED ITT!!!

babygurl23 0

Friday 18 December 2009 23:14

LoL That Sucks Really bad, for u

Heung_Mao 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 1:53

He could be large because his body's just built that way...

WasZumTeufel 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:10

I hope you slapped them. And then apologized for snooping.

annabelle2213 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:38

Maybe they meant the person sitting on the other side of them?...

facecrooks_com 0

Monday 4 January 2010 5:12

That is funny. I want to join that group too!

djjohn11 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:23

why should you give a shit about the guy sitting next to you and what he thinks well YDI for snooping. How would you feel if i was looking at your facebook and saw all your info.

Hellionz 0

Monday 22 February 2010 20:39

agree I dread that ever happening to me

midnitetoker17 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:27

haha YDI, you cant join groups on the iphone/itouch facebook app. fake FML, and you just called yourself fat

emotive_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:16

Ever heard of this amazing new device called a laptop? OP didn't say anything about an iPod or an iPad. "Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML" On 12/14/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee) Maybe my "Copy and Paste" is just lying to me.