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By nickcedola40 - 04/04/2013 00:24 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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kglambert24 8

Thursday 4 April 2013 9:43

That's actually a little creepy.

techweed 12

Thursday 4 April 2013 9:52

"Make her day by asking her to marry me"... A bit conceited, aren't we?

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CrookedCook 14

Thursday 4 April 2013 10:02

"I tried to make her day..." Apparently you gave yourself too much credit OP. :)

zandalee 19

Thursday 4 April 2013 10:05

I'm fully intending to be a randy old lady who will always be doing my best to be bad. I imagine I'd give you a run for your money young wipper snapper in another forty odd years. Make my day.... Make my lunch more like...

Wizzlbang 10

Thursday 4 April 2013 10:09

What would you do if she had said yes?

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Thursday 4 April 2013 10:23

I'd have gone along with it; for all we know, she could have had millions of dollars in the bank ready to will away to her family and spouse... and the fact of her old age makes this inheritance all the more accessible. :)

perdix 29

Thursday 4 April 2013 11:42

#15, get ready for several years of changing diapers?

perdix 29

Thursday 4 April 2013 12:43

#15, also, be prepared to give her frequent rim jobs. Wheelchairs require lots of maintenance.

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Thursday 4 April 2013 10:15

"Ye old lecher! Prepare to be smitten by the strength of my wheels of steel!"

Hamz1989 13

Thursday 4 April 2013 10:17

I wish she would've said yes.

sezzle17 11

Thursday 4 April 2013 11:52

Why? Are you a ******?

coolboy675 16

Thursday 4 April 2013 10:20

OP: "Will you marry me?" Old lady: "Wheel see about that!" Maybe you forgot to inform her about the whole package: condom and some lube?

kittycat2007 18

Thursday 4 April 2013 12:52

Am i the only one who read this in granny smith's voice?

DjeePee 24

Thursday 4 April 2013 11:01

"I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me." Maybe her day was perfect, until some young idiot started to bother her with marriage proposals. It's not because she's old that she needs to be entertained by you to have a good day.