Transportation, Poopoo peepee and Health: Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder....

By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By "Jam2019" - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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Almost made it

By anon9876542 - 20/08/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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afroduck 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:20

lol epic fail

ladykat 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:06

Don't believe him ^^ it has not happened to everybody.

Comments

Andygk15 3

Wednesday 22 September 2010 14:25

get off at a stop and go to a shop where's there's a washroom...

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wednesday 22 September 2010 15:07

Didn't bother peeing before you got on the bus? YDI.

NameTitleHere 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 0:03

Lool I pissed myself in bluewater (a shoppig cntre) and had to walk to the busstop. Take the bus journey home which is approximately 2hours. Now that's a FML

CodingSquirrel 3

Thursday 23 September 2010 4:44

There was no bathroom in that shopping center?

dorito_danger 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:58

I peed myself laughing at this. FML [X

babybottlepopp 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 13:23

well at least you didnt pee on the morning bus ? fyl for sure , but you were going home so its not as bad . goodluck at school ! (:

wtfed 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 22:17

You should've peed yourself from the start. It's really unhealthy to hold it back.

keekah 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 5:30

I don't understand why you didn't just get off somewhere and use the restroom and just catch the next bus. If you really had to go that badly, (which you obviously did) it would have been worth the wait.