Transportation, Poopoo peepee and Health: Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder....

By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By "Jam2019" - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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By anon9876542 - 20/08/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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afroduck 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:20

lol epic fail

ladykat 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:06

Don't believe him ^^ it has not happened to everybody.

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gennarawr 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 7:25

shoulda pissed before you got on, I'm sure you already knew how long the bus ride was.

letiflor 3

Wednesday 22 September 2010 7:26

how old are you ?

daddyceelo 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 7:31

lol! sorry to hear that

manonwater 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 7:41

hahahaha!!!

BOBO_CRUNCHY 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 7:53

#16 sir, you are a douche bag.

XhugzX 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 8:39

lol it most definitly does not happen to everyone...

ilovemydoodle123 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 10:09

NO. I'm tired ofnpeopke yalking for eveybody. I never have peed I'm by pants unless when I was a baby up to 5 Yeats old. speak for yourself.

ilovemydoodle123 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 10:11

tired of people who talk for everybody. stupid iPod can't spell

gozar_fml 1

Wednesday 22 September 2010 10:46

what should op do? hmmmmmm - depends.

gingerkid19 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 11:51

change into pull ups or goodnights before u get on the bus, im wearing one right now lol bladder problems suck!!!

imright24 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 13:48

YDI for not being able to hold it for an hour. If you can't do that, you should at least be smart enough to go before a trip.

Carbonite 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 14:07

thats unlucky I guess

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