By DD: - 19/02/2015 20:45 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML
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Pleonasm 35

At least she didn't leave you only with half; imagine riding a unicycle to work!

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Pleonasm 35

At least she didn't leave you only with half; imagine riding a unicycle to work!

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swanheart 35

He could get a job at the circus! Though I hear that only pays peanuts...

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Pleonasm 35

What he wouldn't do for an upgrade to a clown car though.

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sylverdrag_fml 9

Yeah, but only if you're an elephant.

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chillandfun 12

Hopefully you meet someone who's prettier and nicer.

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fakedsincerity 32

A good way to get healthy, help the environment and save gas money all in one!

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hamrtym 15

Would you rather bike or ride in a car with her?

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russfml 31

Depending on how they left it, it sounds like she may has well of flipped him the bird as she drove passed

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1dvs_bstd 41

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Gauzy21 12

Now someone must have used Allan Harpors lawyer..... Lol

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SystemofaBlink41 27

But then you'll end up tied up in the middle of a desert, so maybe not...

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

But he can talk you down from a death sentence to six months probation.

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buckdharma 37

You sound a little Huffy, so I'm guessing you didn't Schwinn.

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