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By tryfailtryget11 - 05/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By losingit - 19/10/2010 04:30 - United States

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

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Saturday 5 September 2009 12:09

Never say that! That's horrible!

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 5 September 2009 12:10

Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU! Ever think of THAT?! >:|

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TheMusicNote18 0

Monday 7 September 2009 0:55

As long as you apologized and explained, it's not a huge deal. Everyone makes mistakes :P If you didn't apologize, YDI bitch.

winknudge 0

Monday 7 September 2009 7:48

your poor boyfriend... anyways, why do you say that line to everyone? it's not even like it's funny or witty..

Brey1013 0

Monday 7 September 2009 13:41

All these people saying she totally deserved it, WTF?? How the **** was she supposed to know he was adopted? Are we all supposed to go around not making jokes on the off chance they may offend someone? **** YOUR BOYFRIENDS LIFE for being insecure. Just because he was adopted, doesnt mean everyone hates him. Quite the opposite, really.

xiateababyx 0

Monday 7 September 2009 17:14

how the hell is this your problem!? Your the one that said that to him, and you should of known that your boyfriend was adopted. NOT fyl! at all, you deserve this. **** your boyfriends life. you obviously dont deserve him. that is an offense to all adopted people.

dlogan93 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:33

...well that's just a stupid thing to say to someone.

super86man2 0

Monday 7 September 2009 22:17

hahahahahaah

super86man2 0

Monday 7 September 2009 22:38

wow. as a adopted person this does sound reaallllyy bad. but the girl is just expressing herself. I know its a bad thing she said to her bf. but u guys should not go crazy on her. everybudy has a BADDDDDDDDDDDD joke. i had a lot. hahah

Rande 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:47

Why would you tell the world VIA FML how F***ING Stupid and inconsiderate you are?!?!?! If I ever made a comment like that I'd never be able show my face in public again, and I definitely wouldnt be telling people about it. Burn in Hell you F**ked up piece of SH*T

cwrussell 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:19

WoW.... adopted or not, we can all tell by the anger in this post that somebody didn't get the love they needed to be a happy person.... Yikes!

ElNegroHombre 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:56

I don't get why people say mean things like that and think it's supposed to be funny. Like when my friend says she wouldn't waste her time on me that's not funny. All I think is **** you *****.