Love: Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing...

By tryfailtryget11 - 05/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 674

You deserved it 76 850

Back to school
Is that it, have we really enjoyed the holidays? It's time to find the best back-to-school struggles. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By SkeetinKeaton - 05/06/2013 15:24 - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 051

You deserved it 14 524

By Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 096

You deserved it 3 237

By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 03:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 123

You deserved it 47 078

By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 410

You deserved it 339

By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 563

You deserved it 5 915

Thanks

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 149

You deserved it 7 308

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 057

You deserved it 7 428

By Betsydoll - 29/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 612

You deserved it 26 299

By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 682

You deserved it 3 476

Emotional support

By losingit - 19/10/2010 04:30 - United States

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 361

You deserved it 3 812

OhhxGoshhxAri 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 12:09

Never say that! That's horrible!

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 5 September 2009 12:10

Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU! Ever think of THAT?! >:|

Comments

loveyoubabexo 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:50

you guys are rough

clecavs23 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:57

but that has know humor at all you wouldn't know what it fells like to be adopted

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 18:16

how the **** did u not noe that about ur bf?

bossybanks 0

Monday 19 April 2010 3:12

how is he ur boyfriend and u don't know he's adopted? ydi!

ThatBrownChick 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:14

oh my god! that's so mean, why would you say that? Y-FORSURE-DI

TinyVixen 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 17:23

guess u don't have a boyfriend anymore...

DiGiiT 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:57

ydi for being a biotch

natalie2011 2

Friday 15 October 2010 8:35

why would you even say that to anyone???

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 1:44

That is disgusting. Why do you equate being adopted with being unloved? His parents purposely went and sought out a kid to adopt.

jaaaz 3

Sunday 7 November 2010 23:31

that's harsh, who says that anyway?!

maddycakes19 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:51

i did the same thing to my crush at school! yeahh..... i can totally tell he is not interested now. fml

Keywords

Art Work Relatable Kids Parents Family Animals Cats Money Miscellaneous Skincare Health Party Cops Neighbours Awkward Love Crush Furniture Argument Embarrassing Cute Romantic Stuck Roommate Shoes Clothes Mental health I need your advice Insurance

The Top

Today, my new couch was delivered. As the delivery guys left, I came back into the living room and noticed a bad but familiar smell. I turned the couch cushions over to discover that my cat had already claimed it as her personal litter tray. The return policy doesn’t cover "cat defilement." FML

I agree, your life sucks 211

You deserved it 446

Today, holding my teenager's hand at the hospital, I unfortunately had a front row seat as a nurse manipulated his penis trying to pop a ball bearing out of his urethra. He had been curious to see if it fit. It did. And no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t pee it out, so off to the hospital we went. FML

I agree, your life sucks 510

You deserved it 125

The Top

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 849

You deserved it 5 014

Today, I woke up in an empty room. Thinking I'd been kidnapped, I kicked the door in. The previous night was a blur, and thought I'd been drugged. I was actually in the room my friends had put me in last night, because I went on a drunken rampage. It cost me $100 for a new door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 600

You deserved it 3 286

Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 335

You deserved it 11 289

Today, I was helping my Grandfather to sort through tubs and bins after cleaning out his attic, and I had to move a 50lb bin downstairs. That's when the dog thought it would be funny to block the top of the stairs as I was going down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 679

You deserved it 1 003

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 569

You deserved it 1 908

Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 691

You deserved it 402

Same thing different taste

Thanks

Awful line of inquiry

Emotional support

Top comments

Comments