Miscellaneous: Today, I was on the tram, when an elderly couple got on. I stood...

By Bookworm - 05/06/2013 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the tram, when an elderly couple got on. I stood up to give them room to sit together, but as I stood up, the tram set off and I went flying, knocking the elderly gentleman over. FML

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By arghh - 29/09/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

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Sorry!

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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AITA?

By briscoe - 29/09/2015 02:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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logic368 8

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:42

It's not your fault

LeFrogDog 27

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:42

you meant well

Comments

coried91 28

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:47

At least your heart was in the right place. I hope the elderly guy understood and is okay.

hemz_fml 13

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:48

A knight in shining armor!

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 6 June 2013 2:36

Gee, I hope he wasn't wearing armor... That would hurt a lot more and might have even smooshed the poor old guy flat. :P

dancinwookie 21

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:49

FML is seriously my autobiography. OP, I'm sure they understood how that could've happened.

revolution4ever 14

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:50

Accidents happen. It sucks but unless the man was hurt, you nor him will remember it by the next day...

Danfran_1147 10

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:54

At least you were kind enough to give them a seat, not many people are.Hopefully, they noticed what your intents were before harming them!

MrConcise 34

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:55

Make sure he takes his teeth out before you sucker punch him. You know, for good measure.

knoxxx 22

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:56

Never give up on doing good deeds, OP. People like you make the world a better place, even if your efforts go awry sometimes.

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:57

I lol'd. Seriously though, at least you tried OP. Most people won't even do that these days.

MzZombicidal 36

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:57

At least your heart was in the right place. Hopefully he was an understanding gentleman and still appreciated the effort. I also hope neither of you got injured! You're a good soul, OP.