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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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Oh, the irony

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

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fatguy805 0

Friday 13 August 2010 19:11

you deserve this so much hahaha

littlexlion 4

Friday 13 August 2010 19:20

You weren't paying attention? That would be totally awesome if you did start paying attention on the road, or stop driving until you do.

Comments

luckylucas26 9

Friday 13 August 2010 20:06

stop speeding idiot, instead of making excuses

MagnaV30 0

Friday 13 August 2010 20:06

Yeah, your an idiot. Driving without due care and attention and Speeding. Great combo bonehead. If I was the officer, I would be laughing my ass off too...

yolie_fml 0

Friday 13 August 2010 20:07

It's funny, yet it's not... but, it is.

yourbarbiiedoll 0

Friday 13 August 2010 20:07

rmfaooooooo

aback 4

Friday 13 August 2010 20:18

Shut up and drive before you kill somebody. You can call Mommy back later.

finallyfreemaria 0

Friday 13 August 2010 20:19

ha ha ha ha.. sucks for you.. pay attention to the road not whose on your phone :P

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Friday 13 August 2010 20:27

How is it that he deserves it? I don't get it. He says his MOTHER CALLED him. He did not call her. So it's HER fault that her phone call caused him to speed up past the traffic officer and got him another speeding ticket. I don't understand you people. His life Definitely Sux. :P

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Friday 13 August 2010 20:31

Nevermind >>;

ChinnuWoW 0

Friday 13 August 2010 20:29

You just have to stop being a ******* woman driver!!!

Raleigh_bruh 7

Friday 13 August 2010 20:53

This Fml was written by a guy...

Granddragon 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:19

I believe he is saying that the OP is like a woman because he's a bad driver. real original...

Vanita 1

Friday 13 August 2010 20:34

Stop driving.

MissAnthropy2009 0

Friday 13 August 2010 20:37

It sucks, but honestly, YDI. I do have to wonder, though, how accurate this FML is- I'm from MA and you had to be going at least double the speed limit for those kinds of fines, and going more than twice the speed limit is considered a felony offense, not a misdemeanor. Exaggeration, anyone?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 13 August 2010 23:18

Depends on where you are. In the MetroWest area (ie where the Rt. 9 construction is an ever-present fact of life), those kinds of fines wouldn't be unusual.