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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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Never, EVER talk on the phone (or even text) while driving. People get killed that way-- and not necessarily the one talking on the phone, but other people that the driver hits. While changing his wife's tire last week, my boss's husband was hit by a driver that was "distracted." He died on scene. So, if you value your life and others, don't mess with your phone while driving. You deserve it.
The whole "I got a ticket while paying a ticket" FML is getting really old. Your FML is very similar to this one: "Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML" Please, people, be original.
Wow, FYL, I've never met you mr/mrs anonymous but I see your postings on here all the time, you must have the shittiest luck ever. Again FYL.
YDI. Hang up and drive before you hit somebody. I live in Massachusetts too, and I ride a motorcycle, you might hit me or one of my friends.
YDI. Learn to drive you asshole. It ain't that hard.
you must be a complete idiot. I got a ticket for doing 65 in a 35. ticket amount? $67.00. got another one for doing 140 in a 35 on a motorcycle. ticket amount? $486.00. if you got a $300 ticket you must have been doing at least 50mph over. AND you were on the phone while doing it! at least when I was speeding it was like 11:00pm in a remote area with no traffic. Like I said, you must be a complete idiot.
maybe you will learn not to do that again..
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you deserve this so much hahaha
You weren't paying attention? That would be totally awesome if you did start paying attention on the road, or stop driving until you do.