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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

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By MomStayOutOfTheCar - 04/08/2015 04:23 - United States

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

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Oh, the irony

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

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fatguy805 0

Friday 13 August 2010 19:11

you deserve this so much hahaha

littlexlion 4

Friday 13 August 2010 19:20

You weren't paying attention? That would be totally awesome if you did start paying attention on the road, or stop driving until you do.

Comments

swgipe 9

Friday 13 August 2010 22:00

You're damn lucky you don't live where I live, OP. Answering your phone while driving is also against the law. You would have been doubly screwed! Next time, buy a car with cruise control!

Lythiaren 8

Friday 13 August 2010 22:04

How convenient, you can pay both off at the same time. Don't take calls while you drive.

soe_fml 0

Friday 13 August 2010 22:16

wow. so your moms foot came out of the phone, and pressed down on the gas petal in your car, causing you to speed? lol your mom made u speed.... thats the lamest excuse evar. your the one that was driving, you were not paying attention, your foot was on the pedal. I Do not feel any sympathy towards you or your situation. maybe after the 600 dollars + you will learn that what you do has consequences.

justsayfuck 5

Friday 13 August 2010 22:20

How could you NOT deserve this?

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 13 August 2010 22:32

Next time pay attention idiot. YDI

daniecaliornia 0

Friday 13 August 2010 22:42

TOTALLY DESERVE IT, seriously?! Dont talk and drive, or pay attention geez.

infomaster09 0

Friday 13 August 2010 22:42

wow that sucks. . . . . . . . i blame the cop speeding shouldn't be illegal but that fact that you were on you phone should be being on the phone causes more accidents then anything else including but not limited to drinking and/or speeding

j_3m 2

Friday 13 August 2010 22:44

wow KYS.

Person1233 12

Friday 13 August 2010 22:45

In my state, if you're not going at least 10 mph over the speed limit, you'll get honked at and flipped off numerous times. Plus, the cops don't care, sucks for you OP!