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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By newdriver - 11/05/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

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By MomStayOutOfTheCar - 04/08/2015 04:23 - United States

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

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Oh, the irony

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

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fatguy805 0

Friday 13 August 2010 19:11

you deserve this so much hahaha

littlexlion 4

Friday 13 August 2010 19:20

You weren't paying attention? That would be totally awesome if you did start paying attention on the road, or stop driving until you do.

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Bluestribute 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:13

YDI for speeding in the first place. Pay attention and you wouldn't have been in that situation

KrazieKleo 13

Friday 13 August 2010 23:16

I have to go for a ticket hearing too.... I didn't wear my seatbelt when I was sitting in the backseat... $167 for something I didn't even know about lol. Shitty deal ahah

Oster_fml 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 0:17

well normally you don't get a ticket like that unless you speed 30 mph over the limit

wjohns5 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 0:27

you have to be a ******* dumb ass to get a speeding ticket on the way to traffic court for another speeding ticket

wings00192 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 0:51

$300.00? how fast were you going?

Poison_Eevee 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 1:09

ans that is why you shouldn't talk on the phone while driving...DERP

DDGorgeous 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 1:15

just extinct stupid...ur lucky u didn't kill someone...anyone with half a brain knows u shouldn't speed..anyone with a whole brain knows not to use ur phone and drive...a complete artard knows not to speed and use ur phone..so where does that put you? YTDI!

DDGorgeous 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 1:16

just effin stupid...sorry predictive text issue...

Hellooomindyy 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 2:07

YDI for not paying attention, clear sign you can't multi-task, and shouldn't be on the phone while driving.

nibawan 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 2:40

How about not endangering lives and getting off your phone when you drive. you couldn't tell you were speeding from being on your phone, I wonder what else you don't see.