highfive, #5!

AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.

Oh, and no, i don't know what song he was listening to.

That's not too unusual I guess.... I know a guy who drummed out the Super Mario and Mission Impossible themes on his fiances boobs while THEY had sex.

lol at #170 HIGH FIVE.

well was it at least a good song. if it was like metallica or iron maiden or some band like that, hes ok, but if it was the jonas brothers, dump has ass

You're obviously a shit lay.

whenever my girl is on top, im focused on her 100 percent, but she really knows how to ride...

He was obviously listening to Tom Sawyer.

Maybe he was doing that to distract himself so that he didn't blow his load too soon. Granted he didn't have to be that dramatic about it.