By BerryRockstar - 21/04/2009 17:37 - United States

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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BerryRockstar 9

AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.

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JVonDahl 9

Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?

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iKaite 0

You think yours was bad? I was having sex with my boyfriend from behind and looked behind myself to see him reading a car magazine.

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fuckXemoXkids 0

i think he was just thinking well if you can then why cant i???

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fuckass 0

He sounds so funny but if that was me i would have slapped him...by the way you should have been looking at him too. and maybe it was just a really good song?

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sophiepento 0

hahahahahahaha. well it could have been worse, last week i was on top of my boyfriend facing the other way and I suddenly heard him mumbling so i turned around to see him talking on his phone to his friend about the footy.

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Trumple 0

Oh yeah that must mean your life sucks....

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DeathScythe_fml 0

BFD? So your guy likes to have fun, is that a crime? At least you get to have sex, stop your bitchin'!

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