Miscellaneous: Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked...

By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML

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Same thing different taste

Pizzzaaaaaaa

By muzikmaler91 - 15/03/2012 09:45 - United States

Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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You deserved it 558

By Musicfreak - 18/12/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

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You deserved it 30 796

Keeping up appearances

By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

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You deserved it 855

Thanks!

By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

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You deserved it 352

By lol112 - 02/06/2012 12:47 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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You deserved it 5 471

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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You deserved it 3 090

By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By woahheylex - 25/06/2011 14:21 - United States

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

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You deserved it 5 353

By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 25 March 2014 0:07

I'm sure you could make many friends with the promise of a pizza that action. Sorry, that was a cheesy pun.

alshygirl 14

Tuesday 25 March 2014 0:09

You didn't have to fake having friends. The pizza guy doesn't judge

Comments

jakerrrbaker 8

Tuesday 25 March 2014 1:52

At least you have enough money for pizza!

Lang88 13

Tuesday 25 March 2014 1:57

The making of crazy cat lady. You should major in crazy cat lady studies

_kyleG_ 34

Tuesday 25 March 2014 2:02

So you're an introvert, it's no big deal- we're all different, and you're sure to find people who you'll connect with soon!

Traitoro 9

Tuesday 25 March 2014 4:27

Technically he would be an extrovert by looking for attention and approval from an outside source (the pizza man).

_Athena_ 10

Tuesday 25 March 2014 4:32

I'm an introvert and to be honest I would actually be more upset if I had to share my pizza than I would be if I could have it all to myself.

TcheQ 12

Tuesday 25 March 2014 2:10

Yeah, because the pizza guy answering the phone on minimum wage cares about your social life

sunshineb81 16

Tuesday 25 March 2014 2:18

Don't stress about not having a ton of friends. True friends are not easy to find and people should feel blessed to have just a couple real friends. Be yourself and don't try to impress folks. You will find a good friend. Just give it time.