By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML
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Pleonasm 35

I'm sure you could make many friends with the promise of a pizza that action. Sorry, that was a cheesy pun.

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alshygirl 14

You didn't have to fake having friends. The pizza guy doesn't judge

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CrikOgresmasher 19

I know the feeling, OP. Sucks for them though. I work at the school food area so I get free drinks and a 50% discount.

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skyttlz 32

I work at dominos and I answer phone orders a lot. A lot of them sound like they're going to someone who's alone. I agree with everyone who says the pizza place doesn't pay attention.

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bazookajoey 27

This reminds me of the skit Key & Peele did

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jackfowler_18 4

Awwww you cutie! I'm sure those a -holes will realize what they're missing soon.

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uzee 29

You're supposed to make the friends, not the college

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Mat2000_1 4

How many pizzas are you hoarding that you have to pretend that you're ordering for friends?

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cassbird09 12

As a former pizza store manager and once delivery girl - we don't care if you have friends or not. We don't care if one guy is ordering enough food for three. It's all good :)

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trex454 21

I hate when people did that too me. if you're going to call and order a pizza ask the others what they want before you call. I have better things to do then listen to you argue about it

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jh921971 10

Friends don't just appear, you have to go meet people...

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Echosnow 15

It will get better I promise! You just need to put yourself out there, to meet other people

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