Miscellaneous: Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked...

By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML

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Same thing different taste

Pizzzaaaaaaa

By muzikmaler91 - 15/03/2012 09:45 - United States

Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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You deserved it 558

By Musicfreak - 18/12/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

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Keeping up appearances

By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

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Thanks!

By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

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You deserved it 352

By lol112 - 02/06/2012 12:47 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By woahheylex - 25/06/2011 14:21 - United States

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 25 March 2014 0:07

I'm sure you could make many friends with the promise of a pizza that action. Sorry, that was a cheesy pun.

alshygirl 14

Tuesday 25 March 2014 0:09

You didn't have to fake having friends. The pizza guy doesn't judge

Comments

RandomPrius 15

Tuesday 25 March 2014 4:08

Fake, saw this on a video from Comedy Central

Curlytwirly22 17

Tuesday 25 March 2014 4:22

Its okay OP as long as you try to make friends it's not your fault

elcee1987 18

Tuesday 25 March 2014 4:25

You know what? I've done this before. No judgment or rude comments about needing to try harder will actually help op. If faking it till you make friends helps, than do it!

_Athena_ 10

Tuesday 25 March 2014 4:28

Am I the only person who's able to order and eat an entire pizza by myself and not give a crap what the pizza guy or anyone else thinks? Seriously, I've seen so many people share stories similar to this.

xmichaelxr 15

Tuesday 25 March 2014 4:37

Thats suck op but you will eventually make some i hope :)

griffin1992 9

Tuesday 25 March 2014 4:40

I'm in the same boat, so don't feel terrible... But I don't have a cat... :(

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 25 March 2014 4:47

Don't quite get why you sought the approval of a random pizza guy as a means to validate your social life. It's not the quantity of friends that matter, simply the quality.