By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

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Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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MonsterCommenter 4

You sir, have reached level 99 of Assholishness and YDI.

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NotARussianSpy 5

YDI for assuming she was a teenager, and for muttering an insult. Either say it or don't - but when it comes to this, just don't.

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Prime7 1

Absolutely hilarious. Too bad there's too many over sensitive females logged in commenting on this one. Hope you took the beating like a champ. Excellent entertainment.

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mowmowlife 21

So glad to hear you don't stereotype, segregate people by gender or have a close minded insight. Oh, wait.

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Nnycr 4

As I read this I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late to keep your mouth shut.

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dacuar 0

That's right..keep your mouth shut. Or somebody will shut it for you.

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beckyxD 13

Sorry, but YDI. Just because a teen is pushing a stroller, doesn't automatically mean it's their kid. 40 year olds these days with teenaged kids are having babies like it's going out of style or something -.- Could've been her siblings for all you know.

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Dracoboxer357 35

176- I agree with you, as I had that happen with my first boy: My wife took her much younger sister out grocery shopping with my son, who was 2 months old at the time. Her sister was 12, btw. Anyhow, my wife needed to use the bathroom and her sister said she'd mind the stroller, no problem. When my wife comes back, she finds her sister still with the stroller, everything was fine there, but she was just sobbing tears. Apparently, some judgmental old bitch saw my sister in law with my boy while my wife wasn't in sight, ran over to her and screamed at her that she's nothing but a little slutty ***** for having kids so young, and that she shouldn't be allowed in public, and told her if she had Jesus in her life, she wouldn't have ruined her life by being the ***** of Babylon, and then she stomped off indignantly. :p Poor kid was just watching out for her nephew, that kind of ignorant behaviour is completely uncalled for, and for someone else's split second assessment of her entire life, she got ripped a new one for it. :p Sometimes, people really suck.

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bryan788 29

i bet you the guy feels he has to have an opinion about every one else. Your a dip shit and a punch is what you needed. I hope he beat the douchieness out of you

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HungerGames95 13

Ydi you judgmental prick.

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iwadasn 32

You made a lot of assumptions there. First of all, she might not have been a teenager; she could have just looked young for her age. And they might not have been her kids; she could have been their sister, cousin, babysitter, nanny, etc...

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Mons_fml 27

Th'**** this has been said a million times already!

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xxkatcxx 2

YDI, You shouldn't have just assumed that they were her kids. You know what you say about assuming: it makes an ass of u(you) and me. But in this case just you. I'm 19 and I babysit my nephew all the time and there are plenty of times where I'll go out with him to the store or to a park. She very well could have been babysitting. So YDI for being presumption jack ass, not to mention that even if they were her kids, remarks like that are rude and unnecessary. You don't know if they were unplanned or even if she had been raped.

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Iniezian 18

Just tell the police. Seriously, it's time people stop thinking they can just go around beating up anyone they don't like, whether it's for insulting them or sleeping with their sister.

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