Intimacy: Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with...

By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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MonsterCommenter 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:09

You sir, have reached level 99 of Assholishness and YDI.

mpsteve137 15

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:10

I wish I could hit YDI twice. Douche.

Comments

ko0lio 1

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:38

Doesn't mean they're her babies Besides, you were not even sure if she was a teenager! I know 20 years olds that look like 12 year olds. Dick move.

Mons_fml 27

Tuesday 11 September 2012 12:47

Enogth! Scrolling down this FML is like reading the same comment again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again! When will this madness end!?

dolphins_penny 5

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:46

I feel sorry for op, he made a joke and if the assumed boyfriend of the assumed mother of 2 can't live up to being ridiculed for things like then they won't get far in life. biased ppl

iloveshim 14

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:47

It couldn't have occurred to you that maybe it was her baby siblings? Jeez think a little asshole.

Mons_fml 27

Tuesday 11 September 2012 12:53

This is like the 50th time some one says that. For gods sake we got it now

calliefornia2 3

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:58

At least she learned from her mistake...

MAWZ_fml 7

Tuesday 11 September 2012 5:07

YDI. She could have been watching those kids for all you know. She could have used condoms but it broke. She even could have gotten rapped and her boyfriend is sticking up for her and she would never think of abortion. Plus just because your a teen mom doesnt mean you are a bad mom. I am one and I would do anything for for my baby

greeneye_fml 12

Tuesday 11 September 2012 5:28

Gotten "rapped?" LOL Look at this pathetic laundry list of excuses. If you look at the stats, its no secret teen pregnancy is rampant in this county. The OP was right.

mami16 2

Tuesday 11 September 2012 6:02

156- just because teens get pregnant by their own choices doesnt mean being raped still cant happen. i know two people that got raped and ended up pregnant, one got an abortion and the other kept it. She was only 16 btw and she is a great mom

3pi 6

Tuesday 11 September 2012 5:10

It's never too late! And u deff deserved it!

alcoman 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 5:12

Yolo

SeeNote 1

Tuesday 11 September 2012 5:21

Its never too late for those... If you can only afford 2 kids then why would you want 14 of em? YDI

EsOSiQueEs 14

Tuesday 11 September 2012 5:23

YDI. How do you know for sure she was a teen mom? There are a LOT of women that look high school age well into their twenties. And if they dress like teenagers, it's probably because nothing in the women's section looks quite right on them yet. Aside from that you know nothing else about her story, so you have nothing to judge her on.

greeneye_fml 12

Tuesday 11 September 2012 5:25

Occam's razor dude. Odds are it was a teen mom.

TheMathMajor 26

Tuesday 11 September 2012 7:01

Hey dickface (greeneye), even if she was a teen mom, do you think she doesn't already know the mistake she made? (assuming it was a mistake). How the **** is being rude and judgmental going to help her situation any? Teen moms are already put through hell, we don't need to be criticizing them. She has to pay for having a kid young in having less opportunities, having to put off school, being thrust into adulthood, having to work to pay for baby things and a place to live. The last thing they need is a judgmental asshole making snide comments about them.