Intimacy: Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with...

By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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MonsterCommenter 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:09

You sir, have reached level 99 of Assholishness and YDI.

mpsteve137 15

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:10

I wish I could hit YDI twice. Douche.

Comments

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:08

Never pick a fight you can't win, unless you like getting laid out.

kumonsucks 7

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:19

This is a FYL cause he did mutter it to himself why should some rando beat the shit outta him

SpaceCadet87 0

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:19

I would have thought the same thing, Op. fyl

wairdt 5

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:19

I guess her boyfriend couldn't help it either...

turdontoast 8

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:21

That will teach you not to judge. And who's to say those were her kids? How do you know she wasn't babysitting?

ineslovescats 5

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:26

Ever think maybe they weren't her kids.... Like my twin sister has me babysit her kids all the time and I get sneered at by assholes such as yourself who don't know SHIT about me or the situation.

HayJay316 9

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:26

Didnt check yourself and wrecked yourself YDI bitch.

HayJay316 9

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:28

She might be baby sitting or they might be her kids you have no right to judge her some dicks like you ask for it.

Dracoboxer357 35

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:31

It may completely redundant to repeat what's already been said.... But seriously? You just had to open your mouth and judge someone on the drop of a hat? How exactly didn't you deserve that? Lesson learned I hope, considering you're posting your epic failure, dumb ass. :p