By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

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Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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MonsterCommenter 4

You sir, have reached level 99 of Assholishness and YDI.

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Ynasia 5

Has anyone thought that maybe this girl isn't as young as she looks? Some girls could be in their late-twenties but still like they're teenagers. Take my English teacher for one...I'd have to say YDI, OP, there's no excuse for saying something insulting in public unless you were incredibly drunk/having mental issues.

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lmw562 3

It shouldn't matter what age she looked like. It wasn't op's business to make any form of a comment.

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Jessj958 19

I am almost 28 and have been told numerous times that I look way younger. I have also been told I don't look old to have two children. OP shouldn't have assumed she was a teenager just by the way she looks. And I totally agree with #68, it was not his place to make any comment at all. Violence wasn't the answer but maybe OP will learn to keep his opinions to himself from now on!

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rebel6784231 8

You are a complete asshole, why not mind your own damn business rather than judging others.

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zandalee 19

Why do you feel it is your right to judge other people's lives? Hopefully you just learned a life lesson.

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Rocky007 15

Responsible adults DO judge other people's lives. Teenagers should not be having babies.

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xcheshirecat 11

it might have not been hers anyway. Not because I'm alone with my nephew that I suddenly become his mom

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holagranola 15

Assuming makes an ass out of you and me OP.

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MrBond007_fml 6

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MrBond007_fml 6

I consider it a public service what you did.

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Shrike 23

Okay, well while we're putting stupid kids in their place, it's spelled "their", for ****'s sake.

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lostcrazydiamond 10

*Their. And, even if she is a teenager and doesn't just look young, is it not better that she's attempting birth control rather than doing nothing?

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MrBond007_fml 6

Thank you for noticing 30 Actually 33, I don't mean to be a smart ass, but if she did nothing, it would be impossible for her to have a child in the first place...

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Mearemoi 14

Has, I dunno, babysitting ever occurred to you?

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kasumirock 13

I completely agree, teen pregnancy is a travesty in this day and age.

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chellyX92 8

And if she's watching her sisters kids or is 26 that had twins I mean come on. It's not OP's job to tell kids what they are doing is stupid. It's the parents. Which he isn't, therefore he deserved it. Grant it assault is illegal.

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mami16 2

oh yea... he sure showed her, by getting his ass whooped!

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auzz1_pride 9

40, are you mentally retarded? Or just being a dick for your own amusement?

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PYLrulz 17

So Mr. Bond, how much did you screw in your younger years?!? I find that those who act like pretentious assholes were quite the ***** (or in your case, male jiggalos) in their day

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SenselessPattern 12

This is going to be pretty ******* random, but #40, when you tack on a bajillion periods at the end of your statement, it feels to me like like you're shrugging like you don't even care if what you said just flew out your ass. Periods and me get along even worse than most women do with theirs. Well, cluster-periods anyways. Probably doesn't seem like that to everyone else though.

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xNephilim 18

111, in this day and age? You do realize that back in the day, people had kids at an even earlier age?

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prettypinkpixie 9

You didn't deserve to get the shit beat out of you. But really, mind your own business. You don't know how old the girl is. You don't know that those were her kids. And if they were her kids, condoms will prevent her from having more.

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rabid_fish 4

That's the kind of thing you think, not say.

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loserboii 11

You are very witty OP. Unfortunately no one found it funny.

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