By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML
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mack1688 0

as an EX figure skater. why the hell was his face that close to your blade.

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memo619 0

I'm pretty sure you impressed him he never saw it coming

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shortypenguin 0

11 is right, you stupid idiot, cut lips are just stitched. You deserved what was coming! I hope he sues you.

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DocBastard 38

Aaaaaaaand scene! Great job, shortpenguin. You're playing the part of Stereotypical Litigious American perfectly! Perfectly, I say! Now go get a half-caf soy mocha latte and take 5. Great job. You're beautiful. I mean that.

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CaptainPickles72 18

Purely amazing reply #36.

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perdix 29

Now that you can't kiss him, you need to dump him and find someone else. He shouldn't have held his face so close to your Blades of Glory.

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ohthebloodygore 16

It depends on the sort of person he is. I ran over my ex's foot during our first date with my motorcycle. I had to take her to the hospital. There was a second date because she knew I didn't intend to do it.

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Gabbymcbride 2

Mkay. the words "impress him/her" are just as bad as "trying to be cool". Immediate YDI.

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malisa916 7

At least you only cut his lip open rather than chopping his head off while attempting the "iron lotus." I give you kudos for that.

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Vash_41288 10

"were going to perform to one song and one song only..."

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HesJustTheBest 0

Well, ain't no french kissing for him for a while, however you could always give him an Australian kiss to tell him your really sorry.

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benjimm1 0

u cudve cut his throat, he got lucky that he got cut in his lip and not somewhere permanently damaging or fatal

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DocBastard 38

May I ask why in the name of Jimmy Walker you spelled out "permanently damaging" but couldn't spell out "you" or "could've"?

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tona01 16

maybe he has a brain disease that has those exact syntoms ok i think i have the same disease

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sallen0046 4

Why would you ever do a jump with anyone that close to you? YDI for not paying attention, just like YDI for thinking something like this would ever impress a man in the first place.

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